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The first three Dallas games are in primetime by league rules, they must play in primetime 7. If he falters in any of them, Skippy Bayless is gonna run around naked with CAN DAK REALLY CARRY THIS TEAM ON HIS SHOULDERSWhats new that sucks LOL your running back got suspended. Im gonna put all the arguments aside for and against Zeke Elliott getting a stern dose of the Ginger Hammer justice. That whole case is a goddamn mess and the NFL has already royally fucked it up, especially now that we know they ignored the recommendation of their own investigator in the case to NOT suspend Zeke. Jerry was a bullying shitbag through the whole ordeal. Cowboys fans online have gone full Pepe on Zekes accuser. And outside of the case, Zeke just so happened to get himself in the middle of a bar fight and also pulled down a womans shirt and exposed her breast at a public parade. Not a lot of men to root for here. 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But theyll still let him into the Hall of Fame because Jerry bought his way in and will probably buy Wittens way in, too. Thats how the NFL works now. Regardless of his tiff with Goodell, Jerry is still the shadow commissioner of this league, and he has remade the whole venture in his image. He engineered the existence of two shitty teams in LA. He runs stadium ops for teams that are not his own. And he has already pioneered new ways to drain local coffers by opening luxury practice facilities. This is a greedy, tacky, corrupt league with no soul at its core. It doesnt really matter if the Cowboys regress this seasonand again, they will. Jerry will still be the kingfish, raking in his money and spending it with all the sensitivity of Marie Antoinette This is the America you live in now. Not only do the bad guys win, they dont even have to sneak around to do it. Everyone knows Jerry has a fixer hmmm. Everyone knows Jerry is horny at all hours. 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